Colbert gleefully responds 'I won' to insults from Trump

Colbert gleefully responds 'I won' to insults from Trump

Colbert gleefully responds 'I won' to insults from Trump

Citing a New York Times report that said Trump had allegedly told Justice Department officials to find reasons to fire Comey, Colbert created a new nickname for the department: the "Department of Justification".

Host Stephen Colbert, third from right, sits with guests, from left, Jon Stewart, Rob Corddry, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, and Ed Helms during "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", on Tuesday in NY. "The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster".

"There's nothing amusing about what he says", Trump had said about Colbert.

As the dust settled on news of his ejection and more details emerged Wednesday, Colbert, like the rest of the nation, was in a state of both shock and amazement at Trump sacking Comey, who was investigating his presidential campaign's ties to Russian Federation. "But might I say, I learned it from you".

Trump's visit to the show on September 22, 2015, was seen by 4.6 million people - the second biggest audience Colbert has had on the "Late Show". Admirably restrained. But now, you did it.

Finishing off his monologue, Colbert gave Trump some advice: "Since all of my success is clearly based on talking about you, if you really want to take me down, there's an obvious way - resign".

Colbert addressed Trump's ratings claims, as well.

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Actually, "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" has beaten "The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon" for the past 14 weeks in a row - three months - and the margin has been growing. What he says is filthy.

When Colbert asked him why, Stewart told him that he's been reading about him in the news.

Colbert joked, "We haven't aged a day". "And you have kids watching", Trump said. It only helps me, people like him.

"[Trump] has gone on record as saying some of the filthiest things I've heard said - the filthiest thing I've ever heard someone in his position say". "You got beat by 'low energy Jeb, '" he said.

"Please, oh please! Don't make me trend on Twitter again!". But you know who's got really bad ratings these days?

True, the FCC will be investigating his remarks, but ratings on the "Late Show" surged this week, expanding CBS's streak and margin of victory over its late-night rival at NBC.

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